1 00:00:01,467 --> 00:00:04,567 Pah-pah-pah, pah-pah-pah, pah, pah, 2 00:00:04,667 --> 00:00:05,400 pah-pah-pah. 3 00:00:05,500 --> 00:00:08,267 Pah-pah-pah doo-doo-doo, wah. 4 00:00:08,367 --> 00:00:11,200 Pah-pah-pah, pah-pah-pah, pah, pah, pah-pah-pah. 5 00:00:11,300 --> 00:00:14,167 Pah-pah-pah, doo-doo-doo, wah. 6 00:00:14,267 --> 00:00:17,167 Doo, doo-doo-doo, doo, doo, doo. 7 00:00:17,267 --> 00:00:20,167 Doo, doo-doo-doo, doo, doo, doo. 8 00:00:20,267 --> 00:00:23,600 Doo, doo-doo-doo, doo, doo, doo, wah. 9 00:00:23,700 --> 00:00:26,300 Doo-doo-doo, doo-doo-doo, wah. 10 00:00:26,400 --> 00:00:29,233 Pah-pah-pah, pah-pah-pah, pah, pah, pah-pah-pah. 11 00:00:29,333 --> 00:00:31,400 Pah-pah-pah, pah-pah-pah, pah. 12 00:00:38,233 --> 00:00:39,833 Good evening, Mr. Cervantes. 13 00:00:39,933 --> 00:00:41,400 Good afternoon, Senora. 14 00:00:41,500 --> 00:00:43,933 In the first place, Mr. Cervantes, I am not a Senora. 15 00:00:44,033 --> 00:00:45,067 Senorita. 16 00:00:45,167 --> 00:00:46,600 And in the second place, I would 17 00:00:46,700 --> 00:00:48,800 be much obliged if you would speak English in this school. 18 00:00:48,900 --> 00:00:50,033 S'all right. 19 00:00:50,133 --> 00:00:51,867 And another thing, Mr. Cervantes, 20 00:00:51,967 --> 00:00:53,133 there is no such word in the English 21 00:00:53,233 --> 00:00:55,933 language as s'all right. 22 00:00:56,033 --> 00:00:58,667 Correct terminology is it is all right, 23 00:00:58,767 --> 00:01:02,833 or it's all right, or even just all right. 24 00:01:02,933 --> 00:01:03,733 Do you understand? 25 00:01:03,833 --> 00:01:05,967 S'all right. 26 00:01:06,067 --> 00:01:07,433 I give up. 27 00:01:08,300 --> 00:01:10,133 What ever is the matter? 28 00:01:10,233 --> 00:01:11,100 I'm going to be sick. 29 00:01:11,200 --> 00:01:12,900 Well, not here, I hope. 30 00:01:13,000 --> 00:01:14,733 My stomach, she's downside up. 31 00:01:14,833 --> 00:01:17,367 Well, for heaven sake, why don't you go see a doctor. 32 00:01:17,467 --> 00:01:20,000 I am going tonight after lessons. 33 00:01:20,100 --> 00:01:20,967 Oowie. 34 00:01:26,600 --> 00:01:28,033 Hey, amigo, would you like a cigar? 35 00:01:28,133 --> 00:01:29,767 No, no thank you. 36 00:01:29,867 --> 00:01:31,700 You are not yourself tonight. 37 00:01:31,800 --> 00:01:33,033 Of course, he is himself. 38 00:01:33,133 --> 00:01:34,367 Who else could he be? 39 00:01:34,467 --> 00:01:37,700 Su-Lee means something is wrong. 40 00:01:37,800 --> 00:01:38,633 She's right. 41 00:01:38,733 --> 00:01:39,700 Oh. 42 00:01:39,800 --> 00:01:41,533 What is it, Juan? 43 00:01:41,633 --> 00:01:43,733 I am going to be sick. 44 00:01:43,833 --> 00:01:45,567 Holy ravioli. 45 00:01:45,667 --> 00:01:47,267 You change your religion. 46 00:01:47,367 --> 00:01:48,333 Ow. 47 00:01:48,433 --> 00:01:51,133 Hey, the Pope's not going to like that. 48 00:01:51,233 --> 00:01:53,600 I am welcome you like a brother. 49 00:01:53,700 --> 00:01:56,133 But first, you must be wearing the turban. 50 00:01:56,233 --> 00:01:57,067 Now, what's the matter? 51 00:01:57,167 --> 00:01:58,267 You're all crazy. 52 00:01:58,367 --> 00:01:59,900 I have sick in my stomach. 53 00:02:00,000 --> 00:02:01,733 Pardon, pardon. 54 00:02:01,833 --> 00:02:04,967 I am going to see if I have fever. 55 00:02:05,067 --> 00:02:08,633 In Japan we take all temperature 56 00:02:08,733 --> 00:02:10,633 from different place. 57 00:02:10,733 --> 00:02:13,333 We not put thermometer in mouth. 58 00:02:13,433 --> 00:02:16,267 I am no not want to know where you be put thermometer. 59 00:02:16,367 --> 00:02:19,767 - We put under. - Oh. 60 00:02:19,867 --> 00:02:21,133 Good evening, class. 61 00:02:21,233 --> 00:02:22,967 Come on. 62 00:02:23,067 --> 00:02:24,000 In your place, everybody. 63 00:02:24,100 --> 00:02:25,767 Thank you. 64 00:02:25,867 --> 00:02:27,700 Oh, something the matter, Juan? 65 00:02:29,433 --> 00:02:30,333 What? 66 00:02:30,433 --> 00:02:32,500 He's say he's not feeling very well. 67 00:02:32,600 --> 00:02:33,400 Oh, really? 68 00:02:33,500 --> 00:02:34,333 What's wrong? 69 00:02:36,367 --> 00:02:37,567 Sorry, what did you say? 70 00:02:37,667 --> 00:02:40,967 He's say stop asking the stupid questions. 71 00:02:41,067 --> 00:02:43,667 He's got a thermometer in his mouth. 72 00:02:43,767 --> 00:02:44,633 Have you got a temperature? 73 00:02:46,367 --> 00:02:47,033 What? 74 00:02:47,133 --> 00:02:48,100 Momento, huh? 75 00:02:50,900 --> 00:02:52,700 Hot tomale. 76 00:02:52,800 --> 00:02:53,633 What is it? 77 00:02:53,733 --> 00:02:54,533 I am dead. 78 00:02:57,200 --> 00:02:59,333 Don't be ridiculous. 79 00:02:59,433 --> 00:03:00,100 See. 80 00:03:00,200 --> 00:03:02,100 I have no temperature. 81 00:03:02,200 --> 00:03:03,733 You're looking at the wrong end. 82 00:03:03,833 --> 00:03:04,933 Ah. 83 00:03:05,033 --> 00:03:05,933 S'all right. 84 00:03:06,033 --> 00:03:07,400 What is it? 85 00:03:07,500 --> 00:03:08,333 98.4. 86 00:03:08,433 --> 00:03:11,567 I have died. 87 00:03:11,667 --> 00:03:12,667 That's normal. 88 00:03:12,767 --> 00:03:15,033 Eh, Maybe at the moment that's not working. 89 00:03:15,133 --> 00:03:16,300 Yes, it is. 90 00:03:16,400 --> 00:03:17,533 And up to now, it's the only thing that's 91 00:03:17,633 --> 00:03:18,967 working in this classroom. Now, sit here. 92 00:03:19,067 --> 00:03:20,900 Eh, you tell me I was sick. 93 00:03:21,000 --> 00:03:23,133 Sit down. 94 00:03:23,233 --> 00:03:24,867 Now, you failed your Lower Cambridge 95 00:03:24,967 --> 00:03:26,433 Certificate examination once. 96 00:03:26,533 --> 00:03:28,233 And I don't want a repetition of that at the end of this term. 97 00:03:28,333 --> 00:03:30,367 So tonight, I'm going to ask each of you 98 00:03:30,467 --> 00:03:33,167 to pick one of the 10 subjects I have written on the blackboard. 99 00:03:33,267 --> 00:03:35,000 And then I shall ask your questions on them. 100 00:03:35,100 --> 00:03:37,033 Pretty straightforward, music, British history, 101 00:03:37,133 --> 00:03:38,733 the Royal Family, poetry, Shakespeare, et cetera. 102 00:03:38,833 --> 00:03:40,000 All right? 103 00:03:40,100 --> 00:03:42,133 Now, who is going to start the ball rolling? 104 00:03:42,233 --> 00:03:46,133 We are not having a ball to be rolling anyway. 105 00:03:46,233 --> 00:03:48,667 All right, Ali, just for that, you can start. 106 00:03:48,767 --> 00:03:50,533 Now, which subject do you pick? 107 00:03:50,633 --> 00:03:52,800 Oh, blimey. 108 00:03:52,900 --> 00:03:54,133 The television. 109 00:03:54,233 --> 00:03:55,400 Television, right. 110 00:03:55,500 --> 00:03:58,000 Who is known as the father of television? 111 00:03:58,100 --> 00:03:59,100 Eamonn Andrews. 112 00:04:02,033 --> 00:04:03,633 Logie Baird. 113 00:04:03,733 --> 00:04:05,167 Oh, blimey. 114 00:04:05,267 --> 00:04:08,800 I'm seeing him last night with his little friend, Boo Boo. 115 00:04:08,900 --> 00:04:10,500 That's Yogi Bear. 116 00:04:10,600 --> 00:04:12,467 I'm talking about Logie Baird, the man 117 00:04:12,567 --> 00:04:14,033 who invented television. 118 00:04:14,133 --> 00:04:15,833 Sorry, please. 119 00:04:15,933 --> 00:04:17,867 How much is a television license? 120 00:04:17,967 --> 00:04:18,833 I'm not knowing. 121 00:04:18,933 --> 00:04:20,633 I never buy one. 122 00:04:20,733 --> 00:04:23,300 I hope you realize you can get into serious trouble 123 00:04:23,400 --> 00:04:25,000 for not having a license. 124 00:04:25,100 --> 00:04:26,233 Please, tell me something. 125 00:04:26,333 --> 00:04:29,933 That money for licenses is for BBC, yes? 126 00:04:30,033 --> 00:04:31,167 Then I'm jolly OK. 127 00:04:31,267 --> 00:04:33,333 I only watch ITV. 128 00:04:33,433 --> 00:04:35,267 It doesn't work that way, Ali. 129 00:04:35,367 --> 00:04:37,067 You still need a license. 130 00:04:37,167 --> 00:04:39,067 Now, Anna, which subject would you like? 131 00:04:39,167 --> 00:04:40,267 The Royal Family. 132 00:04:40,367 --> 00:04:42,567 The Royal Family, right. 133 00:04:42,667 --> 00:04:45,133 Who is the Prince of Wales? 134 00:04:45,233 --> 00:04:46,233 Harry Secombe. 135 00:04:49,633 --> 00:04:50,567 Prince Charles. 136 00:04:50,667 --> 00:04:52,433 Oh, yeah. 137 00:04:52,533 --> 00:04:55,967 Which recent King of England was never crowned? 138 00:04:56,067 --> 00:04:58,600 Edward. 139 00:04:58,700 --> 00:05:00,100 Good. 140 00:05:00,200 --> 00:05:03,100 Max, pick a subject. 141 00:05:03,200 --> 00:05:04,833 British politics. 142 00:05:04,933 --> 00:05:06,433 British politics, right. 143 00:05:09,067 --> 00:05:13,033 What-- where does the term Gladstone bag come from? 144 00:05:13,133 --> 00:05:16,767 Mrs. Gladstone. 145 00:05:16,867 --> 00:05:18,133 No. 146 00:05:18,233 --> 00:05:20,833 Gladstone bag is the name given to a bag made 147 00:05:20,933 --> 00:05:22,933 popular by one of our prime ministers, 148 00:05:23,033 --> 00:05:24,833 William Ewart Gladstone. 149 00:05:24,933 --> 00:05:26,667 Sorry, boss. 150 00:05:26,767 --> 00:05:28,200 I'll ask you another. 151 00:05:28,300 --> 00:05:32,900 What function does the mace have in the House of Commons? 152 00:05:33,000 --> 00:05:34,567 They have the mace-- 153 00:05:34,667 --> 00:05:35,900 Yes. 154 00:05:36,000 --> 00:05:36,800 --to eat the cheese. 155 00:05:41,000 --> 00:05:43,133 That's mice. 156 00:05:43,233 --> 00:05:44,300 Maybe I pick another subject. 157 00:05:44,400 --> 00:05:47,200 Maybe you just sit down. 158 00:05:47,300 --> 00:05:48,600 OK. 159 00:05:48,700 --> 00:05:51,367 Danielle, let's see which subject you prefer. 160 00:05:51,467 --> 00:05:52,767 I prefer the subject of love. 161 00:05:53,767 --> 00:05:54,933 Whoa. 162 00:05:55,033 --> 00:05:56,200 Yes, I'm sure you do. 163 00:05:56,300 --> 00:05:58,100 But that is not written on the board. 164 00:05:58,200 --> 00:06:00,400 So would you please pick one that is written down? 165 00:06:00,500 --> 00:06:01,600 OK. 166 00:06:01,700 --> 00:06:02,733 Shakespeare. 167 00:06:02,833 --> 00:06:04,333 Shakespeare, right. 168 00:06:04,433 --> 00:06:06,767 Who was Shakespeare's wife? 169 00:06:06,867 --> 00:06:10,067 Mrs. Shakespeare. 170 00:06:10,167 --> 00:06:12,600 Very clever, but what was her maiden name? 171 00:06:12,700 --> 00:06:13,867 I do not know. 172 00:06:13,967 --> 00:06:16,100 Anne Hathaway. 173 00:06:16,200 --> 00:06:19,000 Can you name three of the plays Shakespeare wrote? 174 00:06:19,100 --> 00:06:20,900 "Romeo and Juliet." 175 00:06:21,000 --> 00:06:22,500 Good. 176 00:06:22,600 --> 00:06:24,567 "As You Like It." 177 00:06:24,667 --> 00:06:25,467 One more. 178 00:06:25,567 --> 00:06:26,667 I do not know any more. 179 00:06:26,767 --> 00:06:27,733 Well, I'll give you a clue. 180 00:06:27,833 --> 00:06:29,000 "King--" 181 00:06:29,100 --> 00:06:31,500 Kong. 182 00:06:31,600 --> 00:06:32,433 "--Lear." 183 00:06:35,400 --> 00:06:36,233 Taro-- 184 00:06:36,333 --> 00:06:37,133 Ah, so. 185 00:06:40,067 --> 00:06:42,600 Which subject do you choose? 186 00:06:42,700 --> 00:06:43,500 Poetry. 187 00:06:43,600 --> 00:06:44,800 Poetry, right. 188 00:06:44,900 --> 00:06:47,800 Who wrote, "Upon Westminster Bridge?" 189 00:06:47,900 --> 00:06:49,400 Not know. 190 00:06:49,500 --> 00:06:53,900 But seems funny play to write. 191 00:06:54,000 --> 00:06:55,800 It's a poem by Wordsworth. 192 00:06:55,900 --> 00:06:56,800 I'll ask you another. 193 00:06:56,900 --> 00:06:59,967 Who wrote "To a Field Mouse?" 194 00:07:00,067 --> 00:07:04,600 Sounds like a man who is crazy in head. 195 00:07:04,700 --> 00:07:09,100 It was written by Robert Burns over 200 years ago. 196 00:07:09,200 --> 00:07:12,233 Jamila, pick a subject. - The Bible. 197 00:07:12,333 --> 00:07:13,933 The Bible, right. 198 00:07:14,033 --> 00:07:15,367 Who was Sampson? 199 00:07:15,467 --> 00:07:16,300 Victor Mature. 200 00:07:22,033 --> 00:07:23,367 I beg your pardon? 201 00:07:23,467 --> 00:07:25,767 He was being telly last week in film. 202 00:07:25,867 --> 00:07:26,700 Never mind the film. 203 00:07:26,800 --> 00:07:28,700 Who was he historically? 204 00:07:28,800 --> 00:07:31,300 Ah, gotcha. 205 00:07:31,400 --> 00:07:34,100 He was man who was be very strong. 206 00:07:34,200 --> 00:07:37,133 One night, he has be fancy a bit of hanky-panky 207 00:07:37,233 --> 00:07:39,567 with woman Delilah. 208 00:07:39,667 --> 00:07:41,700 So he is be hanky-pankying. 209 00:07:41,800 --> 00:07:45,200 And she is be ask him how he is be very strong. 210 00:07:45,300 --> 00:07:48,600 And he is speak to her it is in his long hair. 211 00:07:48,700 --> 00:07:52,133 So one night when he is be fast asleep, 212 00:07:52,233 --> 00:07:55,767 she is be give him shorty back and sides. 213 00:07:55,867 --> 00:07:58,800 And then he is wake. 214 00:07:58,900 --> 00:08:02,333 He is be take prisoner and blinded. 215 00:08:02,433 --> 00:08:06,233 But when his hair is be grow long again, 216 00:08:06,333 --> 00:08:08,767 he is be pull down palace. 217 00:08:08,867 --> 00:08:11,167 Is that the authorized version? 218 00:08:11,267 --> 00:08:13,133 It is what I be see on telly. 219 00:08:13,233 --> 00:08:14,933 Thank Jamila. 220 00:08:15,033 --> 00:08:16,333 Giovanni. 221 00:08:16,433 --> 00:08:17,467 Si, professori. 222 00:08:17,567 --> 00:08:20,200 Would you pick a subject, please? 223 00:08:20,300 --> 00:08:21,133 Music. 224 00:08:21,233 --> 00:08:23,033 Right, music, give me something 225 00:08:23,133 --> 00:08:26,633 from "The Pirates of Penzance." 226 00:08:26,733 --> 00:08:29,200 I never heard of them. 227 00:08:29,300 --> 00:08:32,467 Are they are punk or a rock group? 228 00:08:32,567 --> 00:08:35,733 "The Pirates of Penzance" is one of the Savoy operas 229 00:08:35,833 --> 00:08:37,100 by Gilbert and Sullivan. 230 00:08:37,200 --> 00:08:39,833 Oh, I really like him. 231 00:08:39,933 --> 00:08:40,800 Who? 232 00:08:40,900 --> 00:08:43,067 Gilberto Sullivan. 233 00:08:43,167 --> 00:08:45,800 I'm talking about Gilbert and Sullivan. 234 00:08:45,900 --> 00:08:47,567 OK. 235 00:08:47,667 --> 00:08:49,333 Any more? - Yes. 236 00:08:49,433 --> 00:08:52,667 What can you tell me about Handel's "Largo?" 237 00:08:52,767 --> 00:08:54,067 Not much. 238 00:08:54,167 --> 00:08:55,800 I never drink the stuff. 239 00:08:57,833 --> 00:09:00,367 Silence. 240 00:09:00,467 --> 00:09:04,067 Your lack of general knowledge is no laughing matter. 241 00:09:04,167 --> 00:09:05,400 Ranjeet, it's your turn. 242 00:09:05,500 --> 00:09:06,933 Pick a subject. 243 00:09:07,033 --> 00:09:08,300 The British Is-less. 244 00:09:14,700 --> 00:09:16,533 Isles. 245 00:09:16,633 --> 00:09:18,100 Right. 246 00:09:18,200 --> 00:09:19,700 What is the capital of England? 247 00:09:19,800 --> 00:09:25,600 E. 248 00:09:25,700 --> 00:09:28,300 I'll rephrase that. 249 00:09:28,400 --> 00:09:30,967 What is the capital city of England? 250 00:09:31,067 --> 00:09:31,900 London. 251 00:09:32,000 --> 00:09:33,067 Correct. 252 00:09:33,167 --> 00:09:35,967 Can you name three English counties? 253 00:09:36,067 --> 00:09:37,167 Oh, deary me. 254 00:09:37,267 --> 00:09:39,700 I am not knowing any English counties. 255 00:09:39,800 --> 00:09:40,667 Not one? 256 00:09:40,767 --> 00:09:42,200 No. 257 00:09:42,300 --> 00:09:45,367 The only county I am knowing is the county of Monte Cristo. 258 00:09:48,600 --> 00:09:50,067 That's Count. 259 00:09:50,167 --> 00:09:51,067 Thousand apologies. 260 00:09:51,167 --> 00:09:52,300 Fine, thank you. 261 00:09:52,400 --> 00:09:54,400 Su-Lee, your subject, please? 262 00:09:54,500 --> 00:09:55,967 Only two left. 263 00:09:56,067 --> 00:09:57,700 British history. 264 00:09:57,800 --> 00:09:59,400 Right. 265 00:09:59,500 --> 00:10:01,800 Was known as the Black Prince? 266 00:10:01,900 --> 00:10:04,967 Mohammad Ali. 267 00:10:05,067 --> 00:10:06,267 Quiet. 268 00:10:06,367 --> 00:10:09,333 Edward, the son of Edward III. - Very sorry. 269 00:10:09,433 --> 00:10:12,100 All right, who invented the cotton spinning machine? 270 00:10:12,200 --> 00:10:14,267 Chang Hoi Fang. 271 00:10:14,367 --> 00:10:15,033 Wrong. 272 00:10:15,133 --> 00:10:16,467 Sir Richard Arkwright. 273 00:10:16,567 --> 00:10:19,433 Your Richard Arkwright copy invention from Hoi Fang. 274 00:10:19,533 --> 00:10:21,467 Just as all Western imperialist steal invention 275 00:10:21,567 --> 00:10:22,733 from Chinese scientist. 276 00:10:22,833 --> 00:10:25,367 China first to invent telephone, television, radio, 277 00:10:25,467 --> 00:10:27,667 refrigerators, and discovered penicillin, radium, 278 00:10:27,767 --> 00:10:28,967 and lots of other things. 279 00:10:29,067 --> 00:10:29,900 Rubbish. 280 00:10:30,000 --> 00:10:31,200 No. 281 00:10:31,300 --> 00:10:34,867 China not invent rubbish. 282 00:10:34,967 --> 00:10:37,100 No, some of them just talk it. Juan. 283 00:10:37,200 --> 00:10:39,100 Si, Senor. I pick subject. 284 00:10:39,200 --> 00:10:40,767 Yeah, well, there's-- there's only 285 00:10:40,867 --> 00:10:41,700 one left. 286 00:10:41,800 --> 00:10:43,033 It's Hobson's choice. 287 00:10:43,133 --> 00:10:46,067 Not Hobson's choice, British custom. 288 00:10:46,167 --> 00:10:47,300 Well, that's what I meant. 289 00:10:47,400 --> 00:10:48,733 Do you know anything about British custom? 290 00:10:48,833 --> 00:10:49,867 Ah, plenty, plenty. 291 00:10:49,967 --> 00:10:51,000 Oh, good. 292 00:10:51,100 --> 00:10:53,933 First you'll have green or red. 293 00:10:54,033 --> 00:10:54,933 Green or red what? 294 00:10:55,033 --> 00:10:57,267 British custom. 295 00:10:57,367 --> 00:11:01,200 Do you have something to declare, you go in the red. 296 00:11:01,300 --> 00:11:03,733 Nothing to declare, green. 297 00:11:03,833 --> 00:11:05,333 No, Juan. 298 00:11:05,433 --> 00:11:06,367 Si, I know. 299 00:11:06,467 --> 00:11:07,567 No, the question is not 300 00:11:07,667 --> 00:11:09,033 about those sort of customs. 301 00:11:09,133 --> 00:11:10,700 It means the things that we British 302 00:11:10,800 --> 00:11:12,433 do that are peculiar to us. 303 00:11:12,533 --> 00:11:15,567 Ah, speak English. 304 00:11:15,667 --> 00:11:17,933 There's a little more than that one. 305 00:11:18,033 --> 00:11:19,033 I'll give you an example. 306 00:11:19,133 --> 00:11:20,333 November the 5th, Guy Fawkes Day, 307 00:11:20,433 --> 00:11:22,533 is something we celebrate only in Britain. 308 00:11:22,633 --> 00:11:23,467 Ah. 309 00:11:23,567 --> 00:11:24,600 Any more? 310 00:11:24,700 --> 00:11:27,400 There's afternoon tea, cricket, the boat race. 311 00:11:27,500 --> 00:11:28,533 Good, good. 312 00:11:28,633 --> 00:11:29,733 Any more? 313 00:11:29,833 --> 00:11:32,200 Bob-a-job week, Chelsea Fair-- look, I'm supposed 314 00:11:32,300 --> 00:11:33,667 to be asking you the questions. 315 00:11:33,767 --> 00:11:34,567 Haha. 316 00:11:34,667 --> 00:11:35,567 S'all right. 317 00:11:37,033 --> 00:11:38,300 What is it? 318 00:11:38,400 --> 00:11:40,000 Ai, terrible pain in my stomach. 319 00:11:40,100 --> 00:11:41,267 Oh, right. 320 00:11:41,367 --> 00:11:42,367 JUAN CERVANTES : Ai, ai, ai, ow. 321 00:11:42,467 --> 00:11:43,033 Su-Lee would you nip down and-- 322 00:11:43,133 --> 00:11:44,333 I'm sorry. 323 00:11:44,433 --> 00:11:45,467 Would you run along and ask Mrs. Foster to come 324 00:11:45,567 --> 00:11:46,567 and have a look at Juan? - Right now. 325 00:11:47,767 --> 00:11:48,733 Yeah, well, lie on the table. 326 00:11:48,833 --> 00:11:49,467 It might ease. Go on. 327 00:11:49,567 --> 00:11:50,600 There you go. 328 00:11:50,700 --> 00:11:52,767 Oh, Blimey, he's not looking very well. 329 00:11:52,867 --> 00:11:54,033 I'm dying. 330 00:11:54,133 --> 00:11:56,100 Juan, so don't be so pessimist. 331 00:11:56,200 --> 00:11:58,067 Eh, professori is right. 332 00:11:58,167 --> 00:11:59,733 You're going to be okey-cokey. 333 00:12:02,300 --> 00:12:03,667 Where is the patient? 334 00:12:03,767 --> 00:12:05,167 Oh, Mrs. Foster. 335 00:12:05,267 --> 00:12:06,533 Where does it hurt? 336 00:12:06,633 --> 00:12:08,333 Stomach, stomach, owie. 337 00:12:12,167 --> 00:12:13,300 Better get him to the hospital. 338 00:12:13,400 --> 00:12:15,333 I think that this man has appendicitis. 339 00:12:15,433 --> 00:12:16,567 Are you sure? 340 00:12:16,667 --> 00:12:19,967 Mr. Brown, I was a senior sister for several years. 341 00:12:20,067 --> 00:12:22,067 If this man does not attended to very quickly, 342 00:12:22,167 --> 00:12:23,533 it could prove fatal. 343 00:12:29,300 --> 00:12:31,000 Any sign of Mr. Brown yet, Sidney? 344 00:12:31,100 --> 00:12:31,900 Beg your pardon? 345 00:12:32,000 --> 00:12:32,833 Mr. Brown. 346 00:12:32,933 --> 00:12:33,800 Oh, Mr. Brown. 347 00:12:33,900 --> 00:12:34,833 Oh, no, he's not back yet. 348 00:12:34,933 --> 00:12:37,267 This is most inconvenient. 349 00:12:37,367 --> 00:12:38,933 I don't know why he had to go to the hospital 350 00:12:39,033 --> 00:12:40,067 with Mr. Cervantes. 351 00:12:40,167 --> 00:12:42,067 Well, somebody had to go with him. 352 00:12:42,167 --> 00:12:48,667 I come back. 353 00:12:48,767 --> 00:12:51,833 Don't tell me they've taken your appendix out already. 354 00:12:51,933 --> 00:12:53,433 Eh, not have operation. 355 00:12:53,533 --> 00:12:54,567 No necessary. 356 00:12:54,667 --> 00:12:56,367 Oh, so you didn't have appendicitis after all. 357 00:12:56,467 --> 00:13:00,567 No, pain was caused by tortilla. 358 00:13:00,667 --> 00:13:02,000 Well, that sounds serious. 359 00:13:02,100 --> 00:13:02,933 What Is it? 360 00:13:03,033 --> 00:13:03,867 Too much eating. 361 00:13:03,967 --> 00:13:06,000 Pardon, pardon. 362 00:13:06,100 --> 00:13:07,533 And where is Mr. Brown? 363 00:13:07,633 --> 00:13:08,467 He no come back. 364 00:13:08,567 --> 00:13:10,167 What do you mean he no come back? 365 00:13:10,267 --> 00:13:13,433 When we leave the hospital, we come down the step. 366 00:13:13,533 --> 00:13:19,100 And Mr. Brown, he missed just one step, and he break his leg. 367 00:13:19,200 --> 00:13:21,933 How could he possibly break his leg 368 00:13:22,033 --> 00:13:23,700 if he only missed one step? 369 00:13:23,800 --> 00:13:26,133 Step he missed, top step. 370 00:13:32,233 --> 00:13:33,100 There you are, nurse. 371 00:13:33,200 --> 00:13:34,233 How's everything going? 372 00:13:34,333 --> 00:13:35,367 Very well, sister. 373 00:13:35,467 --> 00:13:36,600 Good. 374 00:13:36,700 --> 00:13:38,900 Did you remember to give Mr. Parker his blanket bath? 375 00:13:39,000 --> 00:13:41,600 I gave them all a blanket bath. 376 00:13:41,700 --> 00:13:42,600 All? 377 00:13:42,700 --> 00:13:44,800 Have I done something wrong? 378 00:13:44,900 --> 00:13:46,700 Blanket baths are for those patients 379 00:13:46,800 --> 00:13:48,133 who cannot bath themselves. 380 00:13:48,233 --> 00:13:51,933 They all seemed to enjoy it, especially Mr. Brown. 381 00:13:52,033 --> 00:13:52,833 It was lovely. 382 00:13:52,933 --> 00:13:55,233 I'm sure it was. 383 00:13:55,333 --> 00:13:57,733 I should think you set him back at least a couple of weeks. 384 00:13:57,833 --> 00:13:59,233 I was only doing my best. 385 00:13:59,333 --> 00:14:02,067 Well, in future, can you remember that you are a student 386 00:14:02,167 --> 00:14:04,667 nurse, not a geisha girl? 387 00:14:04,767 --> 00:14:06,267 Sorry, sister. 388 00:14:06,367 --> 00:14:09,900 Oh, by the way, Mr. Jones is back from surgery. 389 00:14:10,000 --> 00:14:12,233 We have three Mr. Jones in this ward. 390 00:14:12,333 --> 00:14:14,033 What is his initial? 391 00:14:14,133 --> 00:14:16,267 - Jones, W. - Good. 392 00:14:16,367 --> 00:14:18,367 I'll go and have a look at him. 393 00:14:18,467 --> 00:14:22,567 Is there anything you fancy? 394 00:14:22,667 --> 00:14:25,300 Yeah, but I don't think Sister would approve. 395 00:14:25,400 --> 00:14:27,000 Oh, cheeky. 396 00:14:27,100 --> 00:14:28,233 Do you want a bottle? 397 00:14:28,333 --> 00:14:29,867 Oh, I couldn't have light ale, could I? 398 00:14:29,967 --> 00:14:31,367 Not that sort of bottle. 399 00:14:31,467 --> 00:14:32,600 Ah, no thanks. 400 00:14:32,700 --> 00:14:34,233 Not until I've had the light ale, anyway. 401 00:14:34,333 --> 00:14:35,333 You're not getting it. 402 00:14:35,433 --> 00:14:36,100 I know. 403 00:14:36,200 --> 00:14:38,400 But it's worth a try. 404 00:14:38,500 --> 00:14:40,767 Oh, do you know when I'll be discharged? 405 00:14:40,867 --> 00:14:41,767 Probably tomorrow. 406 00:14:41,867 --> 00:14:43,000 Oh, thank goodness for that. 407 00:14:43,100 --> 00:14:44,433 I can't wait to get back to my students. 408 00:14:44,533 --> 00:14:45,633 Ugh. 409 00:14:45,733 --> 00:14:47,533 Shudder to think what they're doing without me. 410 00:14:55,033 --> 00:14:55,833 Come along, now. 411 00:14:55,933 --> 00:14:59,067 Settle down. 412 00:14:59,167 --> 00:15:01,000 Now, I intend to find out how you are 413 00:15:01,100 --> 00:15:02,733 coming along with your English. 414 00:15:02,833 --> 00:15:05,833 We are learning very much the well English. 415 00:15:05,933 --> 00:15:07,067 That's right. 416 00:15:07,167 --> 00:15:09,733 I speak-a the English so good, nobodies 417 00:15:09,833 --> 00:15:11,267 knows that I'm Italian. 418 00:15:11,367 --> 00:15:13,833 I find that very hard to believe. 419 00:15:13,933 --> 00:15:17,767 You see? Even you don't know. 420 00:15:17,867 --> 00:15:19,567 Silence. 421 00:15:19,667 --> 00:15:22,200 Now, I am going to ask you some general questions 422 00:15:22,300 --> 00:15:23,733 on everyday topics. 423 00:15:23,833 --> 00:15:26,167 First of all, can anyone tell me what the first day of the week 424 00:15:26,267 --> 00:15:28,467 is? 425 00:15:28,567 --> 00:15:29,500 Sunny-day. 426 00:15:29,600 --> 00:15:32,067 No, it is not Sunny-day. 427 00:15:32,167 --> 00:15:34,700 Rainy-day? 428 00:15:34,800 --> 00:15:36,633 Sunday. 429 00:15:36,733 --> 00:15:38,500 Repeat it, please. 430 00:15:38,600 --> 00:15:40,667 It, please. 431 00:15:40,767 --> 00:15:44,767 Repeat the word Sunday. 432 00:15:44,867 --> 00:15:46,433 Sunday. 433 00:15:46,533 --> 00:15:50,800 Mr. Nadim, name me two seasons. 434 00:15:50,900 --> 00:15:52,033 Salt and pepper. 435 00:15:54,933 --> 00:15:56,767 Those are seasonings. 436 00:15:56,867 --> 00:15:59,867 Now, give me the names of two of the seasons of the year. 437 00:15:59,967 --> 00:16:01,033 Oh, deary me. 438 00:16:01,133 --> 00:16:02,733 Anybody? 439 00:16:02,833 --> 00:16:03,967 Springtime. 440 00:16:04,067 --> 00:16:05,200 Spring time. 441 00:16:05,300 --> 00:16:08,467 Spring time. 442 00:16:08,567 --> 00:16:11,767 Now, Mr. Nadim, what comes after springtime? 443 00:16:11,867 --> 00:16:14,400 Holiday time. 444 00:16:14,500 --> 00:16:16,100 Summertime. 445 00:16:16,200 --> 00:16:17,600 Jolly good. 446 00:16:17,700 --> 00:16:18,700 Mr. Cervantes-- 447 00:16:18,800 --> 00:16:20,133 Si, Senora? 448 00:16:20,233 --> 00:16:22,533 What do the letters AC mean? 449 00:16:22,633 --> 00:16:24,200 Por favor? 450 00:16:24,300 --> 00:16:27,233 What does AC mean? 451 00:16:27,333 --> 00:16:28,100 Four. 452 00:16:28,200 --> 00:16:30,000 AC has nothing to do with four. 453 00:16:30,100 --> 00:16:31,600 Sure. 454 00:16:31,700 --> 00:16:37,167 AC spade, AC heart, AC diamond, AC the other one. 455 00:16:37,267 --> 00:16:40,067 AC means alternating current. 456 00:16:40,167 --> 00:16:43,600 Ah, perdon. 457 00:16:43,700 --> 00:16:45,133 Mr. Papandrious. 458 00:16:45,233 --> 00:16:46,567 Yes, Miss Courtney? 459 00:16:46,667 --> 00:16:48,667 I don't suppose you can give me the name 460 00:16:48,767 --> 00:16:50,533 of any other sort of current? 461 00:16:50,633 --> 00:16:53,200 Sure, black current. 462 00:16:53,300 --> 00:16:56,133 I am talking about electricity. 463 00:16:56,233 --> 00:17:01,400 AC is Alternating Current, DC is Direct Current. 464 00:17:01,500 --> 00:17:02,800 OK. 465 00:17:02,900 --> 00:17:03,733 Mr. Nagazumi. 466 00:17:03,833 --> 00:17:04,667 Ah, so. 467 00:17:07,400 --> 00:17:09,667 What would it signify if I said 468 00:17:09,767 --> 00:17:11,900 you were a dog in the manger? 469 00:17:12,000 --> 00:17:16,000 Would seem you're crazy in the head. 470 00:17:16,100 --> 00:17:18,533 I beg your pardon? 471 00:17:18,633 --> 00:17:23,567 I am mano, not doggo. 472 00:17:23,667 --> 00:17:25,500 You are also rather stupid. 473 00:17:26,833 --> 00:17:27,867 Miss Schmidt. 474 00:17:27,967 --> 00:17:29,067 Yeah? 475 00:17:29,167 --> 00:17:31,100 You are on a train going to Glasgow. 476 00:17:31,200 --> 00:17:32,467 Why am I going to Glasgow? 477 00:17:32,567 --> 00:17:34,833 It doesn't matter why. 478 00:17:34,933 --> 00:17:36,533 You want to sleep on the train. 479 00:17:36,633 --> 00:17:37,767 What would you ask for? 480 00:17:37,867 --> 00:17:38,700 A bed. 481 00:17:41,167 --> 00:17:43,633 You would have a berth in the sleeping car. 482 00:17:43,733 --> 00:17:44,567 Nein. 483 00:17:44,667 --> 00:17:46,633 Beg your pardon? 484 00:17:46,733 --> 00:17:48,767 How can I have a birth when I'm not pregnant? 485 00:17:52,200 --> 00:17:53,633 Are you serious? 486 00:17:53,733 --> 00:17:54,867 Ya. 487 00:17:54,967 --> 00:17:58,300 I save myself for when I meet Mr. Right. 488 00:17:58,400 --> 00:18:00,233 For your information, Miss Schmidt, 489 00:18:00,333 --> 00:18:04,067 a berth, B-E-R-T-H, is the name given 490 00:18:04,167 --> 00:18:06,533 to a bed on a ship on a train. 491 00:18:07,467 --> 00:18:09,967 You must think I'm very stupid. 492 00:18:10,067 --> 00:18:11,800 That is the most sensible remark I have 493 00:18:11,900 --> 00:18:14,800 heard in this classroom so far. 494 00:18:14,900 --> 00:18:15,900 Mademoiselle, Favre. 495 00:18:16,000 --> 00:18:17,533 Oui, oui, Mademoiselle Courtney? 496 00:18:17,633 --> 00:18:18,867 Where is St. Paul's? 497 00:18:18,967 --> 00:18:21,900 St. Paul's what? 498 00:18:22,000 --> 00:18:24,900 St. Paul's Cathedral. 499 00:18:25,000 --> 00:18:26,167 I do not know. 500 00:18:26,267 --> 00:18:27,900 It's somewhere in London, I think. 501 00:18:28,000 --> 00:18:29,333 It is near Ludgate Circus. 502 00:18:29,433 --> 00:18:31,233 Have you ever been to Ludgate Circus? 503 00:18:31,333 --> 00:18:32,300 No. 504 00:18:32,400 --> 00:18:35,167 But I have been to Billy Smart's Circus. 505 00:18:35,267 --> 00:18:37,100 You're all hopeless. 506 00:18:37,200 --> 00:18:39,067 Doesn't anybody know anything? 507 00:18:39,167 --> 00:18:40,833 Yes, please. 508 00:18:40,933 --> 00:18:42,633 I am knowing lots of things. 509 00:18:42,733 --> 00:18:43,567 Are you? 510 00:18:43,667 --> 00:18:44,500 Absolutely. 511 00:18:44,600 --> 00:18:46,533 Do you know what a Philistine is? 512 00:18:46,633 --> 00:18:47,667 Most certainly. 513 00:18:47,767 --> 00:18:52,467 It is medicine that is fortifying the over-40s. 514 00:18:52,567 --> 00:18:55,200 It is nothing of the sort. 515 00:18:55,300 --> 00:18:57,500 Thousand apologies. 516 00:18:57,600 --> 00:18:59,633 You on all Philistines. 517 00:18:59,733 --> 00:19:00,833 Oh, no. I am Pakistan. 518 00:19:00,933 --> 00:19:01,767 And I'm-- 519 00:19:04,967 --> 00:19:06,333 Go to tea. 520 00:19:14,100 --> 00:19:17,467 Hey, Giovanni, say, you get me a cup of tea. 521 00:19:17,567 --> 00:19:20,000 And I go and phone hospital to see how is Mr. Brown. 522 00:19:20,100 --> 00:19:20,900 OK,. 523 00:19:21,000 --> 00:19:22,000 S'all right. 524 00:19:38,067 --> 00:19:39,067 Men's Orthopedic Ward. 525 00:19:39,167 --> 00:19:41,200 Sister King. 526 00:19:41,300 --> 00:19:42,300 Hello? 527 00:19:42,400 --> 00:19:43,400 Hello. 528 00:19:43,500 --> 00:19:47,333 Would you please tell me how is Mr. Brown. 529 00:19:47,433 --> 00:19:48,867 Mr. Brown? 530 00:19:48,967 --> 00:19:51,367 Could I have the Christian name, please? 531 00:19:51,467 --> 00:19:52,267 Sure. 532 00:19:52,367 --> 00:19:54,433 Juan. 533 00:19:54,533 --> 00:19:56,333 Juan? 534 00:19:56,433 --> 00:19:57,767 Is he Spanish? 535 00:19:57,867 --> 00:19:58,833 No, no, no, no, no. 536 00:19:58,933 --> 00:20:00,400 I am Spanish. 537 00:20:00,500 --> 00:20:04,800 Juan is Spanish for John, isn't it? 538 00:20:04,900 --> 00:20:05,967 Si, Senora. 539 00:20:06,067 --> 00:20:07,367 Will you hold on a moment, please? 540 00:20:07,467 --> 00:20:09,567 JUAN CERVANTES : Si, si. 541 00:20:09,667 --> 00:20:10,667 Brown, John. 542 00:20:16,133 --> 00:20:18,700 Are you a relative? - No, no. 543 00:20:18,800 --> 00:20:21,067 Just a friend. 544 00:20:21,167 --> 00:20:24,033 Well, I'm afraid I have some rather bad news for you. 545 00:20:24,133 --> 00:20:28,067 You mean, Mr. Brown is worst? 546 00:20:28,167 --> 00:20:31,567 He had a heart attack during the night. 547 00:20:31,667 --> 00:20:34,567 How sad tamale. 548 00:20:34,667 --> 00:20:37,767 You mean Mr. Brown is dead? 549 00:20:48,767 --> 00:20:50,367 Good morning, Sidney. 550 00:20:50,467 --> 00:20:52,233 Good morning, Miss Courtney. 551 00:20:52,333 --> 00:20:54,367 It's very sad about Mr. Brown. 552 00:20:54,467 --> 00:20:55,300 Isn't it? 553 00:20:55,400 --> 00:20:56,633 Terrible. 554 00:20:56,733 --> 00:20:58,967 I though you might have gone to the funeral this morning. 555 00:20:59,067 --> 00:20:59,900 No. 556 00:21:00,000 --> 00:21:02,100 I got far too upset. 557 00:21:02,200 --> 00:21:03,700 I know what you mean. 558 00:21:03,800 --> 00:21:07,533 It's so tragic, taken so young. 559 00:21:07,633 --> 00:21:08,467 It's terrible. 560 00:21:21,167 --> 00:21:22,100 Good morning, Sid. 561 00:21:22,200 --> 00:21:25,033 Morning, Mr. Brown. 562 00:21:25,133 --> 00:21:27,967 Help! 563 00:21:28,067 --> 00:21:28,967 Miss Courtney! 564 00:21:29,067 --> 00:21:30,533 Miss Courtney! 565 00:21:36,933 --> 00:21:38,500 What is going on? 566 00:21:38,600 --> 00:21:40,567 What are you doing? 567 00:21:40,667 --> 00:21:41,833 You're dead. 568 00:21:41,933 --> 00:21:42,867 What do you mean? 569 00:21:42,967 --> 00:21:44,800 Nobody told me about it. 570 00:21:44,900 --> 00:21:46,300 It is you, isn't it? 571 00:21:46,400 --> 00:21:47,067 It is you? 572 00:21:47,167 --> 00:21:48,567 Yes, of course, it's me. 573 00:21:48,667 --> 00:21:51,300 Well-- what's his name, the Spanish fellow, 574 00:21:51,400 --> 00:21:54,600 he found out you was through And they said you was brown bread. 575 00:21:54,700 --> 00:21:55,700 - Brown bread? - Dead. 576 00:21:55,800 --> 00:21:57,000 Oh, dead. 577 00:21:57,100 --> 00:21:58,967 Well, I can assure you I am very much alive. 578 00:21:59,067 --> 00:22:01,333 Then whose funeral 579 00:22:01,433 --> 00:22:03,667 have the students gone to? 580 00:22:03,767 --> 00:22:04,567 Oh. 581 00:22:21,933 --> 00:22:25,233 Juan, boys. 582 00:22:25,333 --> 00:22:27,200 Mr. Brown is trying to get through to us. 583 00:22:27,300 --> 00:22:28,133 Giovanni! 584 00:22:28,233 --> 00:22:30,900 I heard it as well. 585 00:22:31,000 --> 00:22:32,267 Spiritus sancti. 586 00:22:33,167 --> 00:22:34,233 Anna! 587 00:22:34,333 --> 00:22:36,033 Max! 588 00:22:36,133 --> 00:22:38,967 Hey, it's the boss. 589 00:22:39,067 --> 00:22:39,967 Hey! 590 00:22:40,067 --> 00:22:41,333 Senor Brown. 591 00:22:41,433 --> 00:22:43,167 What are you all doing here? 592 00:22:43,267 --> 00:22:44,067 You're off the plane! 593 00:22:44,167 --> 00:22:45,467 You're living! 594 00:22:45,567 --> 00:22:46,833 Yes. 595 00:22:46,933 --> 00:22:48,333 Praise be to Allah. 596 00:22:48,433 --> 00:22:50,800 Taro glad that you not dead. 597 00:22:50,900 --> 00:22:52,300 Thank all-- you. 598 00:22:52,400 --> 00:22:53,533 Thank you. 599 00:22:53,633 --> 00:22:55,600 Then ,, who is be man in coffin? 600 00:22:55,700 --> 00:22:58,233 Well, I expect it's another Mr. Brown. 601 00:22:58,333 --> 00:22:59,833 We must be making big celebration. 602 00:22:59,933 --> 00:23:00,767 Yeah. 603 00:23:00,867 --> 00:23:02,400 Why we not go to the pub? 604 00:23:03,567 --> 00:23:04,700 - Yeah,. - I'll second that. 605 00:23:04,800 --> 00:23:06,267 - Hey, I push you. - Hey, no. 606 00:23:06,367 --> 00:23:07,800 I push the professor. - No, I push. 607 00:23:07,900 --> 00:23:09,000 Listen you. 608 00:23:09,100 --> 00:23:11,667 I pushed him here, and I'll push him-- 609 00:23:15,333 --> 00:23:16,633 Help! 610 00:23:16,733 --> 00:23:17,633 Move out of the way. 611 00:23:17,733 --> 00:23:19,033 I can't stop. 612 00:23:22,700 --> 00:23:24,000 Look out! 613 00:23:42,567 --> 00:23:45,500 Ah, beuenos tardes. 614 00:23:45,600 --> 00:23:47,167 - Go away. - Heh. 615 00:23:47,267 --> 00:23:48,133 You don't mean that. 616 00:23:48,233 --> 00:23:49,133 You want to bet? 617 00:23:49,233 --> 00:23:50,733 Eh, we bring you some flowers. 618 00:23:50,833 --> 00:23:54,767 Oh, Juan, you shouldn't have spent money on flowers for me. 619 00:23:54,867 --> 00:23:56,267 I no spend money. 620 00:23:56,367 --> 00:23:59,867 We already bought them for your funeral. 621 00:23:59,967 --> 00:24:01,433 Hey! 622 00:24:01,533 --> 00:24:02,433 Hey! 623 00:24:02,533 --> 00:24:04,433 And so we bring some flowers for you. 624 00:24:04,533 --> 00:24:05,600 Come on, everybody. 625 00:24:06,867 --> 00:24:07,867 Pah-pah-pah, pah-pah-pah-- 626 00:24:07,967 --> 00:24:09,100 pah, pah, pah-pah-pah. 627 00:24:09,200 --> 00:24:12,100 Pah-pah-pah, doo-doo-doo, wah. 628 00:24:12,200 --> 00:24:15,100 Pah-pah-pah, pah-pah-pah, pah, pah, pah-pah-pah. 629 00:24:15,200 --> 00:24:18,100 Pah-pah-pah, doo-doo-doo, wah. 630 00:24:18,200 --> 00:24:20,867 Doo, doo-doo-doo, doo, doo, doo. 631 00:24:20,967 --> 00:24:24,100 Doo, doo-doo-doo, doo, doo, doo. 632 00:24:24,200 --> 00:24:27,100 Doo, doo-doo-doo, doo, doo, doo, wah. 633 00:24:27,200 --> 00:24:28,700 Doo-doo-doo, doo-doo-doo, wah. 634 00:24:32,800 --> 00:24:35,867 Pah-pah-pah, pah-pah-pah, pah, pah, pah-pah-pah. 635 00:24:35,967 --> 00:24:38,700 Pah-pah-pah, doo-doo-doo, wah. 636 00:24:38,800 --> 00:24:41,867 Pah-pah-pah, pah-pah-pah, pah, pah, pah-pah-pah. 637 00:24:41,967 --> 00:24:43,700 Pah-pah-pah, pah-pah-pah, pah.